1. Yo momma is so old tat she knows burger king when he is still a prince
2. Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
3. Yo momma so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
4. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
5. Yo momma so fat that the alligator on her Lacoste shirt looks so real.
6. Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
7. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
8. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
9. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
10. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Haha. This is what we did when we are bored. Laughing during people's presentation. Whee. Class ending! Man, facebook is soo addictive. Leppit is cute too. Hee. Back to childhood kinda feeling. :))